Total Medals Earned: 11,589 (From 1,375 different games.) Total Medal Score: 268,945 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (390/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 8/10 (375/500 points)
As a wicked thief you need to steal at the very least 100 gold, no?!
The first robo enters the chase! Troubled now?!
The star enters the show finally! Care for your life!
A selfish and ambitious thief needs to steal 200 gold!
The second robo enters the chase! That's sure trouble!
Can you reach to where the ufo shows?! Can you?!
Buy all upgrades! You're a beast now!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Collect ten of them! There are needed more right?!
Too tired to explain! Just go for Santa!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (160/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 16/17 (355/360 points)
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Beat Q6-10
Beat Q1-5
GREENS BUTTONZ
Medal for Medals?
Win the Bet
Beat Pixel Land
So that's what Saza IS!
Close to Destiny
MADNESSS!!!
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 11/11 (260/260 points)
Normal mode is for Pussies
Smashing Pumpkins
You're Obviously a Girl
Some like it HARD
2010 Halloween Collection
Beat Question 1-5 on Hard Mode
Beat Saza ONCE AGAIN
Pwned
Medals Earned: 21/22 (365/465 points)
Run through one pub without picking up a single beer.
Your first ever waiter down!
Grab all beer bottles in a single pub.
Doze off in the first pub.
Bring down 5 waiters in one run.
Bring down 10 waiters in one run.
Run through 3 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Slide over 40 meters in total.
Bring down 20 waiters in one run.
Put down all waiters in a single pub.
Fall asleep before the end of the first night.
Get through 3 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.
Grab 30 beer bottles in one run.
Pick up all beer bottles in three pubs in a row.
Slide over 120 meters in total.
Make a single slide over 25 meters.
Get through at least five pubs without falling asleep.
Slide over 80 meters in total.
Stumble through 10 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Get through 5 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Run through 5 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.
Keep running for seven nights.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
RAAAWR.
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Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (185/185 points)
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Poop Yourself to Death
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)
Find uncle
Meet the Thug
Kill 20 Thugs
Find Abbey
Kill 10 enemies by pistol
X20 combo!
Meet the Gun Thug
Kill 15 Gun Thugs
Defeat the Gentleman
Kill 15 Hummers
Meet the Hummer
Find the Keeper
Finish the game
Find all secrets
Complete with all A+
Defeat the Robot