Total Medals Earned: 11,597 (From 1,376 different games.) Total Medal Score: 269,055 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (490/490 points)
Hit the sand.
Get promoted from private.
Get promoted from private first class.
Get promoted from corporal
Get promoted from sergeant.
Finish and kill more allies than enemies.
Finish with 100 kills - enemies and allies.
Finish and collect 100 dogtags.
Finish the game without firing your gun.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (235/235 points)
Achieve level 15
Achieve level 30
Achieve level 50
Collect all 10 heart orbs
Collect all 10 speed orbs
Collect all 10 jump orbs
Collect all the keys
Collect all 10 mysterious fragments
Defeat 100 enemies
Defeat 300 enemies
Acquire all 21 achievements.
Medals Earned: 25/30 (225/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (335/335 points)
achieve a score of 100,000 or more
Reach a combo of 25
achieve a score of 250,000 or more
Reach a combo of 50
achieve a score of 500,000 or more
Absorb every type of asteroid in sequence (order of appearance).
achieve a score of 1,000,000 or more
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (500/500 points)
Being eaten by dog
Being killed by spikes
Find sixth ending.
Find second ending.
Being crushed by Bigfoot.
Find fifth ending.
Find fourth ending
Find third ending
Find first ending.
Find all endings
Medals Earned: 3/18 (65/460 points)
Kill 100 enemies
Kill 350 enemies
Use 50 times Atlantis main cannon
Upgrading 3 max upgrades
Defense until waves 20
Kill 10 bosses
Upgrading 6 max upgrades
Defense until waves 30
Kill 20 bosses
Kill 650 enemies
Kill 30 bosses
Upgrading 9 max upgrades
Defense until waves 40
Kill 40 bosses
Kill 1000 enemies
Defense until waves 50
Upgrading 12 max upgrades
Buy 7 Merman
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
Medals Earned: 20/23 (350/500 points)
Score 1 million points!
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 5!
Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 5 million points!
Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 10!
Reach difficulty level 15!
Score 10 million points!
Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 20 million points!
Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
Reach difficulty level 20!
Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 30!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (40/245 points)
Collect 3 jewels
Complete 5 levels
Remove 200 lianas
Remove 500 leafs
Pick up 20 time runes (secret)
Complete level 1
Remove 250 chips
Pick up 75 time chips
Complete 40 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 5/5 (195/195 points)
No Mistakes in City Street Scenario
No Mistakes in Rooftop Scenario
No Mistakes in Dock Scenario
No Mistakes in Graveyard Scenario
Experience All Scenarios